- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

What is red? A rock painted red

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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