Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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it was all Tagart

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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