- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

knock knock who's there ?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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