- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

2 black kids walk into school

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Peas

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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