We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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Women's rights

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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