- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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