ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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the lemon was sweet.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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