- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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