- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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