- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

you will like this because i am black.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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