- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cat just died.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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