- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Who wants water? I do.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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