roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Where's my baby??

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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