- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

I am a mime

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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