A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Albert your flies undone.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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