- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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