- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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