- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

the economy.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Who wants water? I do.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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