- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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