What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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