Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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women's rights.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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