- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

read this sentence again.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

epic win?

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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