Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Chicken

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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