- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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