When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Women's rights.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Sarah Palin.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

David Cameron

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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