- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

woman's rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence