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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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