Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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