- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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