- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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