- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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