- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Yo Momma So Fat!

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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