- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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