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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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