- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Cripples are lame.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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