What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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One, two, three, four and five

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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