- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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