- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

These Jokes suck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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