Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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