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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

My cat just died.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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