- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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