Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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