why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Drew Knowles is gay

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Massie is a fatass

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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