- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Andoni was here

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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