Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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