A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

roses are red poo is poo

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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