- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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