Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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