Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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