what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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