- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

civil rights

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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