- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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