- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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