What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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