- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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