whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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