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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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