How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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like if your cool

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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