Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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