A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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