whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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9/11 my birthday

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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