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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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