- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Dwarf Shortage

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

YOLO You only like Oreos

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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