Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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