- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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