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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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