How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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