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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

When life throws knives at you, run away.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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