A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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