- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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