- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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