- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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