- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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