- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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