How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Your mums a potato

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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