- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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