- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Potassium? K.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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