- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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