Baby Seal walks into a club.

dat shoe shine tho

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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