Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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