Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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