- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Im taking a shit right now.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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