- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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