Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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