Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

I have a really funny joke.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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