- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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