Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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My jeans

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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