- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was sitting down

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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