Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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