- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Is your refrigerator running? No.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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