binladin walks into the american seals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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roses are red poo is poo

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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