what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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