- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Andoni was here

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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