2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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