What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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