Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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