- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Go away still nothing to see

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Gustavo Andrade

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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