If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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