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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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