What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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