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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A hill billy went fishing

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

I have a really funny joke.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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