Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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