- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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