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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

watch a i d s left

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

richard is fag

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

watch a i d s left

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs