Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

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