- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

roses are red poo is poo

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