- Anti Joke

Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.