Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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