What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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