what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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