Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What does water smell like? water.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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