why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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