Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Knock Knock.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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