- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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