How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A praying mantis is very graceful

thumb_up thumb_down -21

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -21

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

thumb_up thumb_down -21

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops