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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Weaner

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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