- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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