Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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