A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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