- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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