What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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sadf

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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