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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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