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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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