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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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