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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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