An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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