My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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God is real.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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