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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How old are you? 7

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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