How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A man did not like this site

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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One, two, three, four and five

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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God is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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