I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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