Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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You idiot.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Hello.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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