- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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