- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Chris is hairy

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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