- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

womens rights

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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