Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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