What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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star wars kid

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Justin Bieber

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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