- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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