your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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