What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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