- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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