A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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