Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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