Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Once upon a time a was born

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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