- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Cancer

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Who is big and stupid My brother

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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