- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the new green? Green

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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