- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A miserable man committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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