How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Yo Momma So Fat!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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