- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

like if your cool

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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