The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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