Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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deez nuts

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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