- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Your're racist.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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