Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your're racist.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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