- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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