Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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