There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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