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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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