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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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