- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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