Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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