- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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