- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Tilt your screen back

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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