- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

whats green and lives in the water

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