Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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i'm hard

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Anti Joke

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