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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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