Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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9/11 my birthday

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Dwarf Shortage

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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