- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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