- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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