Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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