- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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