What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

God is real.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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