Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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guess what? bannanas

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Gay rights.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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