Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Anti Joke

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