Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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