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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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