Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What is funnier then 25 9/11

5 Italian guys from Long Island

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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