What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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