A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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hi

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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