- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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