- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

pull my finger (farts)

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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