Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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