Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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