CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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GOODBYE

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