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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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