Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A house comes around the corner.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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womens rights

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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