What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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David Cameron

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Anti Joke

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