- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Tall asians

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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