- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John lazzaro likes dick

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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