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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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