Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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guess what? bannanas

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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