I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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