Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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