Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Denard Robinson

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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